4,000 and 1 Thing which shows you are still a NEW Blogger

I don’t like talking to myself.

I don’t like sharing my voice, if there’s no one to listen. I don’t like the silence I get, when there should be the clapping sound. I don’t like being alone.
I wish I had readers like you, a reader who truly cares. A reader who likes to talk to me, read my thoughts, and shares his thoughts with me. I used to have few wonderful readers, but I lost them, because I quit my old blog. Now, I’m alone.
I’m lonely.
There’s no one right now, to read my words, to get lost in the ocean of words, to laugh on my stories, to cry on my emotional moments. There’s no one, I’m alone.
I don’t like it. I want to have my readers back. I don’t want to be left alone.
But, I think that’s impossible for the moment. I’ve to be alone.
I’m not saying, ‘I’ve world’s biggest problem, or being the loneliest person on the earth.’ But recently, I started to feel the weight of loneliness on my shoulders. I need to get it off my chest soon or else I’ll get crushed. I need to find readers, people to talk to, and I’m thankful to those who would listen, who would read.
I need a second chance, and I’m giving it to myself.
This above lovely poetry isn’t from my end but from the best writer I have ever known in my entire life and he goes by the name Romy Singh with Inkliar.com as where he shares his chronicles.
Talking of this great master-writer will mean we aren’t going to talk of our main topic on board today since he has really come a long way and has lots of uniqueness.
What is the topic for discussion on board? And it has to do with 4000 and 1 reason which shows you are still a new blogger. Being a new blogger doesn’t have anything to do with the number of months you have acquired your domain name or web hosting. You might have acquired them more than 5 years ago but if you’re doing any of these, you’re still a new blogger.

1. Changing your Theme like changing your Boxers/Panties

If there is one thing which makes you look more or less like a newbie blogger, it has to do with changing your template every now and then. I sometimes find it difficult to keep up with certain blogs and sometimes feel lost when I get there because there is a constant change themes. Changing your themes often isn’t something worth doing unless you see themes as boxers or panties. Hahaha!

2. Checking your Stats and earnings every minute

The 2000th reason which makes you look like a new blogger has to do with this above point. It is amazing how many bloggers are so much obsessed with their statistics when it comes to traffic and earnings. In as much as it shows how far you’ve come as a blogger and what you have achieved, what is the use of checking those stats every minute?
Wouldn’t it be prudent to have a specific time to do that?
I think I have forgotten something and for those who have being ardent readers of this blog, you will find out that Little Johnny is nowhere to be found. It is just that he is going through some problems. For those who don’t know Little Johnny, he is that good friend of mine who always finds himself in one mysterious act or the other and as usual today isn’t an exception as well.

The following conversation ensued between Little Johnny and his wife:
Wife: Our maid is pregnant.
Little Johnny: That’s her problem
Wife: Neighbours are talking
Little Johnny: That’s their problem.
Wife: I’m worried
Little Johnny: That’s your problem
Wife: They say it’s yours
Little Johnny: That’s my problem!

Hahaha! Before Little Johnny yells at me; let move back to our problem on and that takes us to our third point which makes the 3000th point. Each point here is valued a thousand. Don’t ask how, that is my problem!

3. Falling in Love with Alexa more than your Wife/Husband

If there is one thing which keep many ending their blogging lives, it has to do with Alexa. Checking alexa for improvements each and every now and now then has become the norm for many but the question is; do you know how alexa rankings work? Hahaha!

4. Feeling you’re not a good writer

Perfection they say is an illusion so why the feel of wanting to be perfect. Having that edge of having to channel all that ‘PERFECT’ post in the right time but at the end, you write nothing makes you just a new blogger with a limiting belief.